Funniest quote in ages!

I'm at a party last night. Lots of unique people there.......FUN. The stories roll around to the deceased Italian mother of one of the guests and how funny she was........she had never been anywhere and finally went on a cruise.

Son talking to mother after the cruise. "So, what did you think of Cozumel?" " It was Laredo with water", she replied. That cracked me up.

Other quote. Son, "So how were the meals?" "Oh my", she said. "You won't believe this. They turned out the lights, set the desserts on fire and then we ATE them", She said in amazement.

There were other funny stories during the evening. It was one of those kinds of groups. People who have led full lives and grabbed for the brass ring.