IT just happened. I'm sitting here checking all your blogs and the cat, Velcro, meows to come in...without paying attention I open the door, hold open the screen and look down and the biggest, ugliest lizard comes racing in (not exaggerating at least a foot long).............I screamed so loud, I scared myself. Crap, now where is it?
I lifted the cloth covering the computer table, nope; I lifted the dust ruffle on the bed, nada; and yet, I know it's here somewhere. Crap, and there is someone coming to stay in this house while I'm gone...........do I forewarn her, or just let her discover "it". I wonder how loud she can scream?
Velcro just meowed behind me to go back out and I told her, "YOU find that gosh darn lizard!"
Do you think that lizard might climb on the bed tonight? Oh lord, the worst kind of "lounge lizard"...............Oy vey.