I'll blame it on the two cups of coffee on the roof terrace this morning. I was full of energy. More then usual.
Never decide to carry a huge plant DOWN the stairs to put someplace else until you have made sure it will fit. Chances are you'll have to carry it back up to its original spot. THAT happened this morning.
Never step on the cat's tail accidently because she WILL turn around and wop you and you'll bleed.
Never use a ladder precariously up against a tree to cut a dead limb off the avocado tree. It WILL fall on your head when it falls.
AND finally, don't listen to Honky Tonk music, such as Ray Price - "For the Good Times".
Good golly, it WILL make you cry.
ALL of this today, and it's not even noon yet!