No, I didn't die, and no, I didn't select the title. It's a tongue in cheek last page article in this month's Smithsonian by Patricia McNamee Rosenberg.
It seems the Oxford Hair Foundation, owned by Proctor & Gamble, says that by the end of the century redheads will be extinct. Whoa is Me!
Did you know redheads are mutants? Thankfully I've never been called a "mutant" but now if I am, I'll understand.
I agree with the author, the world will be frightfully ordinary without redheads. Let's see, where is Jose Luis' phone number? The best colorist and hairdresser in San Miguel.
If you have a Smithsonian, read the article. It has no redeeming value other then to make you chuckle.