Remember when there were big family get togethers and you, the kid, always had to sit at the "kids table". It still happens.
I still remember all the plotting and planning that I and my cousins would do when we were having feasts at my grandmother and grandfather's house. Once we hid a microphone and a tape recorder under the "big people's table" so we could find out what they talked about when we weren't around. Imagine our disappointment when all we heard was, "Pass the potatoes", "Gosh, the turkey is so moist" and "Where's the gravy?".